Post Academy sporting careers: Bob Djokovich, 78', with the USA National Team prior to the 84 Olympics and Jacob Burtschi, 07', with his current club, Germany's Fraport Skyliners

In the first part of this series I pointed out that if a downtrodden doormat like Air Force Basketball can execute a remarkable turnaround then it’s possible for USA Team Handball.  In part 2, I highlight how Air Force basketball athletes have contributed to our national teams through the years and what this means for USA Team Handball as it seeks to recruit “blue chip” athletes.

Another Olympics is approaching and I’ll bet you dollars to donuts, that we’re bound to see a few more mainstream journalists discover Team Handball and write a commentary or two about how it wouldn’t take much for the USA to be good at it.  Just get a few of our collegiate athletes to crossover to Team Handball after their career is over in their primary sport and it’s only a matter of time before this great sporting nation will be on the podium.  And it’s not just journalists which often conclude that this is the path to follow.  Here’s a quote from Interim USA Team Handball GM, Dave Gascon in a recent interview touting, A Change in Direction:

“We will no longer be the doormat of the Western Hemisphere.  Simply put, there are thousands of blue-chip American athletes who would love to represent the United States in international competition.  So while we are committed to a grass roots program to develop team handball with the youth our country, we are going to systematically go after those 400,000 NCAA athletes who go professional in something other than their scholarship sport after graduation.

Jeff and I independently came to the same conclusion that we would be foolish to not pursue our country’s best athletes who are in the last year of college or shortly after graduation.  Look, these are some of the most competitive people on the planet and most have nowhere to go to continue to compete at a high level.”

It’s easy to see why a lot of folks come to this conclusion, particularly when they look at the raw physical talent on the rosters of the world’s top teams.  Take for instance, Iceland, the silver medalist at the last Olympics.  They have some decent athletic talent, but they aren’t by any means physically imposing.  Heck, you could probably take any 1 out of 344 NCAA college basketball program in the U.S. and come up with a better crop of raw athletic talent; Doesn’t have to be Duke, Kentucky or Syracuse. Why, you could even take a mediocre (at best) program like Air Force and probably come up with the athletes you need to make a pretty good Team Handball squad….

And indeed, back in 1976 this hypothetical was exercised at a lower level when a group of cadets who played Team Handball intramurals at the Air Force Academy found out there was a club National Championship for the sport in the U.S.  An intramural all-star team was thrown together, composed largely of athletes from the Men’s varsity hoops team and this unknown team showed up at the Club National Championships.  The Air Force team, without the benefit of ever having seen how the game was supposed to be played quickly found out that the version of the game they had been playing in intramurals was only a rough facsimile of the real thing.  Still, they were hands down the most athletic and physically conditioned team at the 3 day tournament.  They adapted quickly and went on to take 2nd place, losing by two goals in the finals to a team that had several athletes on the USA’s 1976 Olympic Team.

So, if you can take a great group of athletes and overnight make them the 2nd best team in the country, I wonder what they might do at a higher level with a little bit more training.  Well, the Air Force team didn’t become the National Team, but after Graduating from the Academy in 1978 two of those players, Bob Djokovich and Tom Schneeberger continued to play handball and were linchpins of the 1984 Olympic Team, arguably the best national team the USA Men’s program has ever had.  If you put together a list of the all-time top American Team Handball players, those two are going to be very near the top of most everyone’s list.  And, I would argue that their handball accomplishments all by themselves means that Air Force Basketball has made the most significant contribution of any one NCAA sport/school to the sport.  (Note:  Another AF Hoops player, 1979 Grad, Randy Gricius, also played on the National Team for a while and would have likely played in the 1980 boycotted Olympics)

But since 1979, while the Air Force Academy has sent several athletes to the National Team there hasn’t been a single player that was part of the Men’s Varsity Basketball team program.  Why has that been the case for the last 33 years?

As an 87′ Grad who coached Team Handball at the Academy from 91-94 and also played service hoops with a couple of talented players I am in a fairly unique position to speak for the 80′s and 90′s decades.  The most glaring obstacle for getting collegiate basketball players to take up handball was a decision sometime in the 1980′s to discourage intercollegiates from playing intramural sports.  This shouldn’t come as a real surprise to anyone who follows NCAA sports nowadays.  Teams aren’t allowed to practice out of season, but players are expected, and most want to, to continue working to improve their skills.

For all practical purposes, though, this eliminated the introduction of the sport and the possibility of those athletes really taking a liking to team handball while still in college.  The only real chance to bring some of those athletes in was in the spring of their senior year after basketball season was over.  At the same time, however, the Academy club was becoming more organized and this meant that the club players even if somewhat less gifted athletically still had a solid year or two of experience on a collegiate player.  A basketball player or any other sport for that matter could join the club, but they would have a steep learning curve.  Not to mention the fact that they would be integrating into a team that had already been practicing together for a couple of years.

But, what about bringing in some of those athletes after graduation?  At that point their basketball options would be limited and even if they haven’t played handball you can’t graduate from the Academy without having seen the game played.  By happenstance, I had the opportunity to play organized service basketball with two former AF players of significant pedigree, Mark Slimko (89) and Chris Loll (95).  Both were about 6’5”, played forward and were team captains while at the Academy.  As a former player on the U.S. National team, I certainly did my best to talk up the sport with them, but neither showed much interest.  Either would have made a great Handball player and Loll, who was left-handed and had been a fairly accomplished high school baseball pitcher and football QB would have a lock.

Such a lack of interest, though, is not too surprising.  While some might jump at the chance to be an Olympian, the reality is that it’s far more likely that accomplished athletes in their early to mid 20s will be starting to think a little bit more about the rest of their life.  This was especially true since back then USA Team Handball couldn’t offer much more then modest dorm lodging, cafeteria food, a chance to travel and a modest stipend.  Being an Olympian has its appeal, but it you’ve already played at a fairly high level in front of large crowds against some top notch competition, toiling away in obscurity for two weeks of Olympic glory just might not be worth it.

Flashing forward to the 21st century and it’s pretty much the same story, except USA Team Handball doesn’t even have the resources for lodging, cafeteria, and a stipend.  Heck, without funding from the USA Team Handball Foundation national team athletes would even have had to pay for their own transportation to recent national team competitions.

To make matters even more challenging collegiate hoopsters now have far better opportunities to play professionally overseas.  This, of course, was always an option, but the conditions and compensation were less enticing.  Bob Djokovich, for instance turned down a modest offer to play for Red Star Belgrade.  Professional basketball in Europe has come a long way with salaries now even getting the occasional NBA caliber player to play in Europe.  From Sweden to Italy and from Spain to Turkey there are leagues looking for players and even players from less prominent colleges can make a comfortable living.  I saw this first hand in France as the over 35 recreational team I played for sometimes had our practices start after the 2nd Div Pro team at our club finished.  Each season there were a couple of Americans from lower tier Div 1 schools that had signed a contract and were living the dream:  An apartment in Paris, perhaps 40K Euros/year and playing basketball for a living.

To continue the Air Force basketball angle I tracked down Jacob Burtschi, one of the key players who helped orchestrate the revival I highlighted in part 1.  He’s now playing basketball for Frankurt’s Fraport Skyliners in the German 1st Division.  It’s not the NBA, but it’s one of Europe’s top leagues and he’s definitely enjoying the opportunity to play professional basketball.  Out of curiosity I asked him a few questions regarding Team Handball and the Academy.  He certainly had seen the sport being played in intramurals, but had not played it.  Now that he lives in Germany, he’s enjoyed watching the German Handball Bundesliga on TV.  And he further assesses that raw talent wise, he might even be a better fit for handball.  Having seen him play hoops, I’d have to concur with this assessment.  He’s a great basketball player, but he’s also got the prototypical handball build.  If he had played at the Academy 30 years ago chances are he would have taken up Team Handball.  Given the current opportunities he has now, though, there’s little hope that we’ll ever see him or other blue chippers like him take up the sport.

While it may be unrealistic to expect that thousands of blue chip athletes will drop everything to pick up team handball it is still indeed foolish not to try.  It will, however, not be easy and it will involve some targeted recruitment strategies and probably looking a rung or two below the true blue chip athlete.  In part 3, I’ll take a closer look at some of these strategies by examining the handball careers of a couple of would be Air Force basketball players whose hoops careers never materialized.

Colorado Springs Gazette Telegraph (26 May 2011): Air Force grad Burtschi gets experience playing hoops overseas: http://www.gazette.com/articles/burtschi-118667-hood-story.html

Colorado Springs Gazette Telegraph (26 Feb 2009): Gazette picks all-time Air Force men’s basketball team:   http://www.gazette.com/sports/career-48873-team-time.html
(Burtschi is in the starting lineup; Djokovich, Schneeberger and Gricius are reserves)

USA Team Handball (18 Jan 2012): A Change of Direction: http://usateamhandball.org/news/2012/01/18/a-change-of-direction/46210

Competing interests often keep Handball from growing in popularity

Christer Ahl wrote a commentary recently that addressed whether there are too many events like the European Championships on the quadrennial calendar for Handball.  In his view it all came down to the basic question:  For whom and for what purpose do we organize these Championships? And he does a pretty good job summing up the pros and cons along with the basic problems of an overly crowded schedule and the impacts to the players.  That being said he comes up short in a couple of areas that I’d like to further address.

The first area relates to Christer’s liberal use of the pronoun “we”.    In some follow up dialogue, Christer acknowledged that in the interests of time and space he used the word without defining contextually who the “we” was.  In broad terms Christer’s “we” refers to dedicated Handball enthusiasts who enjoy watching the sport and would like to see the sport become more popular.  This is probably a fairly large constituency even if there is no particular organization that directly speaks for these interests.  But, as you delve further into the article, Christer’s bias as an American and former IHF official with a very global view are pretty apparent.  Not to mention, he has a pretty sympathetic ear to the interests of the players.

When all is said and done, it’s pretty obvious that there is simply no “we” when it comes to Handball.  Instead it’s a complicated game of tug of war between competing organizations and interests with alliances that rotate back and forth based primarily (some would say, solely) on the best interests of those entities.  For the uninitiated here’s a primer on those entities.

IHF (International Handball Federation)
- Income sources:  World Championships, Olympics, TV rights and sponsorships
- Power and influence factors:  Controls two prime money making events and the legitimacy of an international federation

EHF (European Handball Federation)
- Income sources: European Championships, Champions League, TV rights and sponsorships
- Power and influence factors:  Controls two prime money making events and the represents the continent with the overwhelming greatest number of fans

Other Continental Federations (Africa, Asia, Pan America, Oceania)
- Income sources:  IHF grants, National Federations
- Power and influence factors:  These Federations to varying degrees have bundled national federations votes for IHF elections

National Federations (Europe)
- Income sources:  National Team competitions, National Club cup competitions, Government backing and sponsorships
- Power and influence factors:   These Federations control the national teams which are the primary products of the top revenue events

National Federations (Rest of World)
- Income sources:  IHF grants (often filtered down through Continental Federations)
- Power and influence factors:  These nations each have a vote in the elections for IHF positions and collectively they can out poll Europe

National Leagues
- Income sources:  Clubs, TV rights for league matches and sponsorships
- Power and influence factors:  These leagues represent the clubs in their leagues.

Top Handball Clubs
- Income sources:  Club matches and sponsorships
- Power and influence factors:  These top Handball clubs pay the bulk of the salaries for the World’s best players

Other Handball Clubs
- Income sources:  Club matches and sponsorships
- Power and influence factors:  While fewer top players play for these clubs these clubs provide the competition for the top clubs and are necessary for the National Leagues to function

Players
- Income sources:  Clubs, also additional minor compensation for national team events and sponsorships/advertisements
- Power and influence factors:  The players are the product.  Without the players there is no Handball

Now, I’ll be the first to state that this is a simplified summary of the different entities that collectively are involved in the Handball world.  It just scratches the surface and even within these different entities there are competing interests.  For instance the German Bundesliga competes against other national leagues and it can hardly be said that every European National Federation is on the same page on a number of issues.

About the only thing that all these different entities agree upon is that it indeed would be a good thing in Handball was more popular.  And I suppose all involved also like watching a good handball match.  But, it’s hard to see common cause going much further than that.  And as with many things in life and politics, these divisions pretty much all boil down to money and the reality that there is only so much money to be divided up.

If you take the specific question Christer asked, “For whom and for what purpose do we organize these Championships?” and ask each of those entities you’ll get a substantially different answer from every single one of them.  That’s because staging a European Championship or World Championship has a tremendous impact with pros and cons for each of these entities.  Changing the status quo, could radically diminish (or even eliminate) some of these organizations.

So, if the current state of affairs is that there is a tangled web of competing interests does that mean this status quo will be maintained on into the future?   Or is there a real potential for some radical change to the status quo.  For change that would increase the popularity of the sport and result in a better product for fans world-wide?

Yes, it’s possible and that will be addressed in a follow up commentary.   If you’re looking for a hint, look at the common thread inherent in each of these entities and then follow the money.

After 24 straight years of no winning seasons the 2003-04 Air Force Basketball team came out of nowhere to post a 22-7 record, a conference championship and an NCAA tourney bid. Could something similar happen for USA Team Handball?

Anyone who has followed the sport of Team Handball in the United States knows that the national teams have had their ups and downs.  Without a doubt it’s been more “downs” then “ups” and it’s safe to say we’re currently in a down phase.  We struggled to even win one match at the PANAM Games and have fallen behind nations like Mexico and Uruguay.  Maybe the bitter reality is that it’s just too hard for the USA to field respectable teams, let alone winning
teams that can compete for medals at an Olympics.  Maybe, but maybe not…

Perhaps just as moribund or disappointing for many years had been the Air Force Academy Men’s Basketball Program.  There are a lot of challenges to fielding a top college basketball team at a military service academy.  These challenges include height restrictions, academic requirements, and a military regimen which severely limits the players that can be recruited.  With the exception of the David Robinson years at Annapolis, no service academy team had ever had great success and Air Force’s high water mark for a long time was the mid 1970′s when several teams posted modest winning records.  Two major reasons for those successful seasons were Tom Schneeberger and Bob Djokovich, who later went on to be Olympians in Team Handball at the 1984 Olympics.

Following Schneeberger and Djokovich’s graduation in 1978, Air Force had 24 straight losing seasons and about the only positive thing that that could be said about the program was that the players tried hard and never gave up, no matter how far they were behind.  Many games played at the Academy resembled church halls in which you could literally count the fans in the stands.  Experts and longtime followers of college basketball all agreed: It was just too hard to win at Air Force.

Then in the year 2000, Air Force hired Joe Scott, a former Princeton player and coach who outrageously thought differently about the whole, you just can’t win at Air Force mentality.  Things at first didn’t seem to be much different.  The team’s record the first 3 years were 8-21, 9-19, and 12-16.  They showed steady progress and I noticed that they weren’t getting blown out quite as often against better teams.   Still, I had my doubts that they could ever get over the hump for a winning season.  Sure they might have been able to win some games against weak non-conference foes, but they still couldn’t beat the top schools (BYU, New Mexico, UNLV) in the Mountain West Conference (MWC).

Then in 2003-2004 a funny thing happened.  Somehow Air Force started winning those games against the teams that had always beaten them.  Somehow, someway, the laughingstock of the MWC won the Conference with a 12-2 record.  My goodness, they even made the NCAA Tournament for the first time in over 40 years!  The tomb that had been Clune Fieldhouse had overnight become one of the toughest and loudest places to play in the country.  There was some nice commentary at the time about what a great turnaround this was, but to those few who actually followed Air Force basketball closely through the years those kind words never even came close to conveying the miracle that had just occurred, seemingly out of nowhere.

How on earth had this happened?  My analysis (from my own observation and others) is that there were four major factors in this incredible reversal of fortune:

1) Better recruiting. Whether it was luck or persistent effort by the coaching staff, Air Force was able to find 5-7 talented players who could play at a high level.  These players were by no means NBA quality players, but they were good players that could compete athletically against their competition.  Through the years, Air Force had always had 1 or 2 players with that talent level.  Heck, I’d argue that a couple of those players were individually even better than the talent that Joe Scott assembled.  But, those players had no supporting cast and opponents keyed on them.  Being able to put 5 good players on the court all at one time made all the difference.

2) A system that stymied opponents.  And that system was the so called Princeton offense which slowed down the game and relied on passing and 3 point shooting.  Air Force executed this offense to perfection and teams weren’t used to playing it.  That season Air Force was able to sneak up on opponents who weren’t sure how to defend it.

3) Opponents that were in “down” years.  The MWC would never be mistaken for the ACC, but on the whole it’s usually a pretty good basketball conference.  It was fortunate timing that the golden era of AF basketball coincided with just about every other side in the conference going through a down phase.

4) Players that simply believed in themselves and the system.  Sometimes teams lose just because of the names on their jerseys.  Losing begets losing and sometimes everybody (coaches, fans, officials, opposing teams) starts expecting a particular team will lose.  Changing such a culture or vibe is often easier said than done.  When such a change occurs, though, it’s usually because a committed group truly starts to believe in themselves and what they can do.

So, what are the lessons here that can be applied to USA Team Handball.  Let’s go with the 4 reasons behind Air Force’s turnaround and see if they can be applied to Team Handball.

1) Better Recruiting:  Nothing against the hard working men and women who are currently playing on our National Teams, but most of our current athletes are a step down in raw athletic talent when compared to their current competition.  This is particularly true for the women and partially true for the men.  And to be fair, it’s probably always been true with our National Teams to a certain extent.  The U.S. has often been a player or two short of being good enough to beat the good teams.  The need for better recruiting is a no brainer, but how do you go about it?  This will be a topic for part 2 of this series.

2) A system that stymies opponents:  Is there a Team Handball equivalent of the Princeton Offense?  For the most part national teams from the developing Handball nations have tried to emulate the successful teams in Europe.  They hire European coaches and the European coaches naturally seek to build a European style team.  There is, of course, some variance among the teams in Europe as some nations play a little more of a fluid game with fast breaks while others are more focused on defense and a half-court game.  So getting back to the question, I can think of only one example where a nation has developed a style of play or system that stymies opponents:  South Korea.  The South Koreans, particularly the women, play a helter skelter style of play which takes maximum advantage of their quickness and limits their size disadvantage.  This pretty much always gives the Koreans a slight edge when they play European teams because while they are accustomed to the European teams have to totally adjust their game.  Is it just a coincidence that the Koreans have also been the most successful non-European nation, even though the sport is
still a minor one in their country?  Maybe the U.S. should look across the Pacific instead of the Atlantic as it tries to develop its own style?

3) Opponents that were in “down” years.  Well, you can’t very well control what your competition is doing.  You can, however, take advantage of it.  Looking at the Pan American region it’s fairly apparent that the men’s teams are surging in quality while the women’s teams, with the exception of Brazil, are clearly in a down phase.  Starting from scratch, it’s entirely possible that the U.S. could put together a brand new Women’s team that could get 2nd place (qualifying for the 2016 Olympic Games) at the 2015 PANAM Games.  The Men could still qualify, as well, but their competition as it stands now is clearly tougher.

4) Players that simply believe in themselves and the system.  I can’t get into the psyche of our National Team players, but I suspect that both the Men’s and Women’s team have not fully formed the type of bond that only comes about through time and shared sacrifice.  They will need more matches and some stability in the program in order for this to happen.  And then they will need some matches where they play some teams close and see for themselves that they aren’t that far behind and where they need to get better.

So, if Air Force basketball can suddenly be successful after years of failure, I would argue that even USA Team Handball can turn it around.  It won’t be easy, though, and most importantly it’s not clear whether USA Team Handball will have the minimum resources needed to execute such a turnaround.  As the current budget stands now there is nowhere near enough funding to recruit, train and provide players a national team structure to allow them the
opportunity to succeed.  With adequate resources, though it could definitely happen.

In part 2 of this series, I’ll assess the feasibility of recruiting athletes with successful collegiate careers in other sports and transitioning them to Team Handball.  As the title implies, there’s an Air Force Basketball connection.

Tim Tebow: Current Right Back for Team Fatsis and future Right Back for Team USA

Drink a few beers in the evening after a Team Handball event and the subject inevitably comes up.  If you could field a Team Handball squad with athletes from other sports, who would you choose?  For a Handball fan this is the equivalent of “Superman vs. Batman” or “Ginger vs. Mary Ann.”  A debate that’s been held many times for which there’s no way to establish the right answer.  On Slate Magazine’s “Hang Up and Listen” Podcast, Dan Blake from Ithaca, NY posed that very question to co-hosts Stefan Fatsis, Mike Pesca, and Josh Levin.  (Take a listen from 6:38 to 11:15.)

Here are the teams that were compiled, some analysis of the players selected and an assessment as to who would win between Team Fatsis and Team Pesca.

Team Fatsis

- Matt Kemp (Baseball):  I’ll have to take a pass on this assessment, as I haven’t followed baseball much for at least a decade.  On paper, his basketball background would make a good combination.
- Chris Young (Baseball):  The baseball pitcher with a basketball background is a good combination for Team Handball.  The ability to throw a ball hard is not a readily discernible skill.  (i.e., you can’t assume that a great basketball athlete naturally has a great arm).  Young is 32, though, and I can’t tell if the relatively sedentary baseball life of a pitcher has settled in.  Side note, I saw a Russia-USA baseball game several years ago and the commentator was a broken record, “Vladimir Yobonski is another former Team Handball player…”
- Kevin Durant (Basketball):  An OK choice.  Basketball, more than any other sport, is very similar to Handball in the flow of the game and the skill sets needed.  That being said, not every great basketball player makes a great handball player or vice versa.  Basketball players with more finesse tend to struggle a little when they cross over to Team Handball.  Durant is no wimp, but I think he might have some issues with the greater physicality.
- Dwight Howard (Basketball):  A great choice. Physicality would, of course, not be a problem for Dwight Howard.  He’s a natural circle runner and would be a brick wall on defense.
- Tim Tebow (Football):  An inspired choice.  Tebow has the raw skill set to be an exceptional Team Handball player.  His ability as a crafty runner who can break tackles would translate well to Team Handball where the defense can be more physical (compared to basketball).  Oh, and he’s left handed.
- Michael Vick (Football):  Vick is an OK choice.  Clearly, has the Tebow like skills, but would this 31 year old have the motivation.  And Fatsis stumbled upon another left hander.  I guess he could be on the wing next Tebow on the right hand side.
- Tim Howard (Soccer): Soccer goalies don’t necessarily transition well to Team Handball.  They have the basic concept of being a goalie, and, in particular understand the importance of positioning the body at the right angle.  But, there are some dramatic differences. Most notably, soccer goalies rarely stop a shot with their feet, an absolutely critical skill that they have to be taught.  Not to mention the size of the goal is much smaller and they will face more shots in 5 minutes then they’ll see in an entire soccer match.

Subs
Baseball (Carl Crawford, Jacoby Elsberry, Joe Mauer, Austin Jackson, Grady Sizemore)
Basketball (Lebron James, Chris Paul, Jimmer Fredette)
American Football (Cam Newton, Jake Plummer
Analysis:  I won’t go into detail on these subs, but suffice to say Lebron James and Cam Newton would be phenomenal players.  Chris Paul and Jimmer Fredette might be good players at Center Back or on the wing.

Team Pesca

- Julius Peppers (Football):  Peppers’ size and basketball skills demonstrated at North Carolina would, make him a great selection 5 years ago, but at age 31 he would be less likely to excel.
- Jason Pierre-Paul (Football):  Pesca’s best choice.  Pierre-Paul is a phenomenal athlete that only started playing football seriously 5 years ago.  He would pick up the sport very quickly.  Heck, you could probably start him as a defensive specialist at a top club in Europe with a year of dedicated training
- Tony Gonzalez (Football): Another football player with college basketball experience.  But at 35 years of age he would not adapt well to the new sport.
- Rob Gronkowski (Football): Yet another tight end for the Pesca squad.  At age 22 he should be able to handle the up and down nature of the sport fairly well.
- Derrick Rose (Basketball):  An exceptional athlete, Rose would definitely be a top notch Handball player.  He doesn’t appear to have played many other sports, though, and may not adapt quickly to a new sport.
- Kevin Garnett (Basketball): While Garnett is a great basketball player he is the type of athlete that would not excel in Team Handball at the same high level.  There are a few 7 foot handball players, but the nature of the game limits the benefit of such lofty height.  Generally, these players are very effective over the top shooters, but are less effective one on one and struggle on defense.  Garnett’s also 35 years old.

Josh Levin’s Picks (Levin didn’t pick a full squad)

Rajon Rondo (Basketball):  A good choice.  I could see him as an effective Center Back.
Robert Griffin III (Football):  An outstanding selection.  This 21 year 0ld with smarts, world class speed and great arm strength would be a tremendous 1 on 1 player.  Think Daniel Narcisse (only an even better athlete).
Tayshaun Prince (Basketball): An OK choice.  I’m not sold that he would be a great player and at 31 years old he’s showing a little age.

Team Fatsis vs. Team Pesca

Just looking at the starting lineups, the advantage is clearly Fatsis.  First off, Pesca didn’t even choose a goalie, but setting that aside Team Pesca is too old and is sorely lacking in quickness.  In particular, you can’t have converted tight ends playing the wing.  Matt Kemp and Michael Vick would have a field day on the fast break.   Midway  through the first half, the bulky football players would really be huffing and puffing and Derrick Rose would probably be angrily urging them to show a little hustle.  Meanwhile Team Fatsis, led undoubtedly by a cheerful Tebow would still be motoring along.  It would only get uglier in the 2^nd half.   Another aspect that Fatsis probably stumbled upon is having a few left handers on his squad.  This would make a dramatic difference on the right side of the court.  I’m guessing we’re  looking at an ugly score line, perhaps 35-22.

Tim Tebow: Future American Team Handball Star?

The Tebow story has been fascinating to follow this year.   For those who don’t follow American Football, Tim Tebow is a quarterback for the Denver Broncos, who’s open religious displays have made him a polarizing figure.  Additionally, there had been great debate as to whether this great college player could become a great professional player.  This season he started out on the bench, but midway through the season he became the starter and led Denver to several  improbable, crazy comeback victories. In short, there are  Tebow lovers and Tebow haters.  And as someone who has rooted religiously against the Denver Broncos for almost 30 years, you can probably guess which side of the debate I fall under.  Still, even a Tebow hater like me has to begrudgingly accept that he is a tremendous athlete with undoubtedly strong skills as a leader/motivator.  That being said he’s got no long term future as an NFL quarterback.  I think that will become apparent to all (even Tebow himself) after a couple of seasons.  Is it conceivable that this unconventional QB will then seek other opportunities off the mainstream, even ones without a big pay day?  After all, the Broncos, have already had one quarterback, Jake Plummer, retire early to play handball (albeit, the wrong one). Tim Tebow, Olympic Athlete, leading American Team Handball to the promised land.  Even I can get on board with that.

Slate:  Hang up and Listen Year End Podcast: http://www.slate.com/articles/podcasts/hang_up_and_listen/2011/12/hang_up_and_listen_s_special_.year_end_call_in_show_.html

THN (11 Nov 2010): America’s most famous handball player talks about his legacy http://teamhandballnews.com/2010/11/america%e2%80%99s-most-famous-handball-player-talks-about-his-legacy/

Venice Beach Handball (foreground) and pickup basketball (background)

The Ryan family was vacationing in Santa Monica for a few days and one day we decided to take a stroll south towards Venice Beach.  Venice Beach is an iconic location featured in numerous movies and TV shows for its skateboarders, weightlifters and Southern California ambiance.  Also part of that scene are the Handball and Basketball courts near the pier.  While watching those two sports being played simultaneously a couple of whimsical thoughts crossed my mind….

1) What’s funnier, a) the fact that many Europeans are puzzled and somewhat insulted that most Americans have no clue as to what their “handball” is or b) the fact that most Americans have no clue about the Handball the rest of the world plays?

It never fails to amuse me the confusion that almost always ensues when an American and European meet and the topic of conversation turns to Handball.  As one who has witnessed and participated in this comedic dance I’ve seen it play out in a number of different ways.  I’ve seen Europeans absolutely bewildered; even angered that their beloved sport can’t even be comprehended by an American who can’t figure out how 7 people get in such a tiny space.  I guess if they traveled to Venice Beach and seen the hundred or so people watching and playing this version of Handball they’d get the picture.  Not to mention the several thousand casual observers who stroll by and witness this sort of spectacle here and in other regional locales around the U.S.  Team Handball has an increasing awareness quotient in the U.S., but it should be readily apparent to all, that there’s a reason why to most Americans our “Handball” is at best “the other handball” and more likely, the “unknown handball.”  It shouldn’t be this way, but make no mistake that’s the way it is.  There are a lot of folks to pin the blame on in regards to this reality, but it stands to reason that no one would benefit more from a campaign to change this reality than the Europeans trying to make a living playing, managing and promoting the sport.  So yes, the answer to my question is that it’s funnier that Europeans are puzzled.

2) It’s not practical to play pick-up Handball and the fact that you can play pick-up basketball has inevitably led to its ever increasing popularity.

As a middle aged athlete with diminished skills I watched the basketball games being played and immediately assessed that I could step right in and play.  One of the games I’d probably have dominated and in the other I’d been a role player.  I wasn’t about ready to step in and play, but if I wanted to I could.  Which, of course, is the beauty of pick-up basketball?.  Just about anywhere in the U.S and increasingly the rest of the world, it’s possible to find a game at your level in which you can just walk right up and start playing.  Whereas, as far as I know, there’s nowhere in the world that you can do that for Handball.  There are a number of reasons why that’s true.  Here’s a few:

- Handball’s a rough game.  Accordingly, you generally don’t want to play with just anybody.
- Handball’s a young man’s game.  Once you get north of 40 years old Handball gets to be pretty hard in terms of recovery.  This is true in basketball, as well, but based on personal experience it’s manageable.
- You got to have 14 people to play the game the way it’s meant to be played.  You can sort of make do with 12 and you can scrimmage on a half side of the court, but it’s a poor, unsatisfactory compromise. And 2 of those 14 better be legitimate goalies.  Whereas in basketball, even 2 on 2 can be fun.
- “Call your own” officiating in basketball is problematic; in Handball it’s even worse.

This whimsical thought is not meant to validate the concept that basketball is a superior sport.  No, just to merely point out the obvious:  The great sport of Handball has got some limitations when it comes to casual, spur of the moment participation.